How To Get Laid On Valentines Day

It’s Valentine’s Day today and I’m not going to sugarcoat things, if you’re single then you want to find someone that’s single to have sex with. It’s a well-known fact that single people want to hook up on Valentine’s Day and it’s actually the perfect time to do so. Here are the steps you need to take if you want to get laid today.

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Steps To Get Laid On Valentines Day

Get Started Online
The very first step towards successfully getting laid online on Valentines Day is to sign up for a sex dating website. You need to be a member of one of these sites if you want to get laid today. It’s really as simple as that and if you’re not on one you better join one right this minute! I’ve spent more time getting laid using these types of sites versus any other approach. Just sign up to use this casual dating site and come back to the article to continue the process.

Start Searching
Once you’ve joined the site, go straight to the advanced search section and start searching via your zip code. You’ll find a set of results which feature everyone that’s looking to bang that is somewhat nearby.

Message Them
Message everyone you can that you’re interested in using a line that says something about wanting to meet on Valentines Day. That will automatically click with them and if someone wants to hook up they will let you know and message you back. If they do then you’re next step is to set a meeting place.

Meet Up With Them
Once you’ve made a connection with someone, it’s time to set up a meetup time and location. You’ve got to choose a place that’s either close by your house or near a hotel. Remember, the objective is to get laid, not get married. You need to be close to a place where you can make that happen.

Have Cash On You
You need to make sure that you’re well prepared in the event that you need to shell out cash for a hotel room. Don’t look like a cheap prick. Sex always comes at a price. The small price of a hotel room for one night is nothing at all. Just pay it, get your D wet and enjoy the moment.

Bring Rubbers
Don’t make me remind you to have rubbers on you. If you forget them you may not get a chance to seal the deal. This is huge! Trust me when I say that you will blow it if you don’t go prepared. Some girls don’t like to bang strangers without them so have them on you.

Go Do It
You’re now well equipped and you know what you need to do to get laid this Valentines Day. It can’t get any easier than that. Go online, find someone to meet, have a few drinks, book a room, get laid, WIN!

That’s how you get laid on Valentine’s Day if you’re single. Don’t you fucking let me down now, so myself and the rest of the world who’s boss!

Khloe Kardashian and James Harden Break Up

Khloe Kardashian and James Harden Break UpIf you’ve been following the mayhem between Khloe Kardashian and James Harden, you know that they have been hooking up for some time now. However, it looks like that could soon be coming to an end!

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Khloe Kardashian and James Harden

Khloe Kardashian and James Harden Split Up For Good!

According to Daily Mail, Khloe Kardashian and James Harden are now officially over. She didn’t want to beat around the bush here either with anything. Instead, she decided to make it even more well known by setting up her own online dating profile and even writing about doing so on her own blog.

The two were hooking up for quite some time and even spent time traveling all over the place with one another. They went to beautiful Hawaii, probably hooked up on the beach and everything! I have no idea, so don’t quote me on that one, please.

To be honest, I’m not sure what exactly caused the split between these two. Given all the drama with Lamar partying with hookers and doing blow in Vegas along with other Kardashian family drama, they probably had some stuff going on that made the relationship difficult to handle.

I mean, she is still technically married to Lamar Odom, so I’m sure that’s a bit of a wrench in the situation.

According to US Magazine, Khloe dropped Harden weeks ago. It’s quite possible that James Harden’s trip to the Ace of Diamonds strip club had something to do with the split as well. Who knows really. All I can say is that regardless of where these two will be getting some action, you can count on it happening one way or another.

I think in honor of this breakup, I’m going to spend the rest of my day trying to find a sexy girl to have sex with this evening. My plan is to basically search through my top dating sites and look for any girl that has that Kardashian sister look about herself. Once I find her, I’ll then spend time chatting with her until I can line up a nice booty call with her. It’s my challenge for today and if I can’t get it done then I’m going to Las Vegas this weekend!

Rob Kardashian Dating Blac Chyna A Good Idea?

I normally am not very concerned about celebrities and their lifestyles. Mainly because I so damn jealous that I’m not them but I have to say that Rob Kardashian dating Blac Chyna might not be the best thing for Rob. But is it good for him when it comes to getting laid on the regular?

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Rob Kardashian Dating Blac Chyna

The famous reality TV star has been a featured on the Keeping Up With The Kardashians show on a number of occasions. Robert Kardashian was big into partying with Scott Disick and Lamar Odom while filming the show. I followed Lamar during his recent partying aftermath struggle. You can read the full story here. There’s concern that as Rob and Blac Chyna get closer to one another, he may be exposing himself to more drug use and trouble.

Now, in my personal opinion, I think Rob Kardashian should go ahead and continue to hook up with Blac Chyna as long as he can. I love black girls, especially those with a lot of money that like to party. However, according to TMZ, the Kardashian family is concerned that spending time with Blac Chyna may not be the best choice for his health. He’s even stopped taking his diabetes medicine since hanging with her I guess.

If I were Rob, I’d probably just hang out at my house, smoke weed, play video games and smash booty beauty Blac Chyna all day long.

I should probably share a little background on Blac Chyna for those that have no idea who she is. Blac Chyna is an exotic performer and model. Her real name is Angela Renee White and she’s the owner of a beauty salon in the Encino, CA area. Blac Chyna was born May 11, 1988 and she’s looking better than ever. If you like black girls with tattoos, perfect tits and booty then you’ll love this sexy model. She always posts insane pictures on her Instagram account and it’s no surprise that she likes to party.

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Sexy Black Chyna Instagram Photo

Dogs Can Help Your Online Dating Game

We’ve all heard it before right, the talk of how puppy dogs can help you when it comes to dating. I’ve said it to a couple of my friends in the past with no real stats to back anything up other than my personal experiences. It turns out that it’s 100% true that dogs really can up your dating game.

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Study Reveals Dogs Can Increase Your Dating Success

Many have said it for years, puppies and dogs are so cute that they are bound to have a positive impact on your dating success. Turns out, the people weren’t kidding!

A study recently published in a journal had surveyed over a thousand users. The users that were surveyed admitted to having pets in their lives. According to the results of the study, 35 percent of women had admitted that they were more attracted to an individual because they had a pet. The same goes for 26 percent of the men.

Now, here’s the kicker, some men knew about this and used it to their advantage! According to the survey, 22 percent of the men had admitted to using a pet a pet in an attempt to attract someone.

Do I suggest that you get a dog in order to get laid more? Hell no! Dogs are a huge responsibility and if you’re out shopping for a furry puppy just so you can get some ass then you have problems. However, if you genuinely like dogs and want to spend more time with them, then I recommend that you start shopping for one. Just make sure that you’re ready to spend time both time and money on the puppy for the long term, even if it doesn’t get you laid

Just make sure that you’re ready to spend time both time and money on the puppy for the long term, even if it doesn’t get you laid any more or less. Now, if you truly love dogs then you may be in luck. In the event that you get one, I’d suggest hanging around the local Starbucks or dog park and see if any hot girls come up to pet the puppy. I’m sure they will.

Rihanna Caught Hooking Up With Leonardo DiCaprio in Paris

You know I like my celebrity gossip when it comes to dating and today I’ve got some seriously dirty news for you all! This time it involves Rihanna and Leonardo DiCaprio. These to single stars were linked about a year ago and now according to witnesses they been spotted together being more passionate than ever and all in public too!

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Leonardo DiCaprio Dating Rihanna!?

Well according to a recent report by The Sun, Leonardo DiCaprio and Rihanna were spotted in a club in Paris together. They were hanging out in the nightclub, Arc, and they weren’t just hanging out but they were kissing one another very passionately.

These two didn’t seem to have a care in the world who saw them doing what they were doing. Apparently they were using tongues and all, so it wasn’t just a few friendly kisses on the cheek.

These have been friends for a while now and have actually been linked up with each other since then end of 2014. While DiCaprio has been busy AF these days filming new projects such as The Revenant, Rihanna has been just as busy grinding away at her music career.

The two have hooked up with others throughout the last year. Rihanna was with Lewis Hamilton and Leonardo DiCaprio was with Kell Rohrbach. However, it seems like both of those relationships have since died out.

To all the haters out there that are mad about DiCaprio hooking up with Rihanna, all I have to say is shut the F up! Leonardo DiCaprio is one of the biggest bosses out there and he can hook up with as many hot women as he’d like. The guy has the life. Now, the important thing to know here is that you can live a life that’s exciting like Leo. It’s not all that difficult either. I’ve probably had sex with just as many girls as Leonardo and they’ve been hot too. I’d suggest networking and putting yourself out there!

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DeAndre Jordan Dating Meghan Trainor Now!

I’m a big basketball fan, but I’m an even bigger fan of hot blonde girls. This girl that I’m talking about is Meghan Trainor and she’s now dating Clippers basketball star DeAndre Jordan.

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According to the trusty folks over at NESN, the Los Angeles Clippers player was seen out on the town late last Saturday with Meghan Trainor. This all occurred after DeAndre and the Clippers destroyed the Philadelphia 76ers.

Meghan Trainor Hooking Up With The Clipper DeAndre Jordan?

Want proof? Gladly! Here’s a video that TMZ posted of the two of them out and about. I’d absolutely love to date Meghan Trainor any day of the week.

I now need to ask the important question, would you ever if you had the chance to date Meghan Trainor? I’m going to go out on a limb and let you know that I would without a doubt go out with her and I’d even just have sex with Meghan if she wanted to do so in a one-night stand opportunity. Yes, I know it sounds pretty normal for me to say but this girl’s special to me. She’s hot, talented and she’s a real girl from Nantucket, MA. She’s one of the most successful singers that have ever come out of Nantucket, MA and I was actually over on the island this fall.

Now it wouldn’t be a typical update if I didn’t provide a kickass video of DeAndre Jordan just completely embarrassing his opponent by dunking on him. It’s a pretty intense dunk and one of those “don’t try this at home” type dunks.

I’ve got plenty more celebrity dating updates on the way this week so keep coming back for more! I’ve done my best over the years to keep up with all the Kardashians and basically any smoking hot celeb that starts hooking up with someone. I’m certainly not planning on stopping in 2016. So keep coming back for more!

WhitePeopleMeet Advertisement Making Many Locals Upset

A dating site has recently caused a lot of controversy with their local billboard advertisement. The “not so popular” WhitePeopleMeet has recently been featured on Fox News. Apparently, the site took out a huge billboard out on SR 201 in the West Valley City area of Utah and many folks think they are stating that is a place for white folks to meet other single white people looking for a date. Here’s a picture of the billboard below. Now, imagine if you were driving down the highway and you saw this ad. Would you take offense to it or would you want to join?


I personally have to say that this website is a complete joke. There is no way in hell that I’m ever joining a dating site that tries to connect white people with on another. The WhitePeopleMeet dating site is one of those rogue sites that probably doesn’t have any members and is all hype. It’s also crazy that the site is only $4 for a paid membership. I mean really, how much value can you expect to get out of a site for only $4.00? It’s a bunch of bullshit if you ask me. Now, as far as joining a dating site, I need some Latina girls and Asian girls on the site. If a site doesn’t have members of that ethnicity then I’m honestly not interested at all. One of the reasons why I use my Fuckbook app so much is that they have all those types of women as members. Anyway, enough about me, if you’re not willing and able to have sex with partners from other ethnicities and you’re white, then I guess you could join the WhitePeopleMeet site. But really, don’t settle for a shitty dating site that advertises on a billboard like this in the Utah.

Places To Visit in 2016 If You Want To Get Laid

It’s a new year and I’ve already compiled a list of places to visit if you want to get laid in 2016. Of course, with all these hookup sites that exist, you don’t really need to travel anywhere. However, I like to visit various places across the globe so that I can have sex with international women all over the world. Here are a few places I recommend you visit if you want to get laid this year.

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Visit Brazil if you want to meet local girls to get laid.

These Are Places To Visit If You Want To Hook Up


Montreal is one of the places to visit if you want to meet local women that are loose as a goose. I’d definitely suggest visiting Montreal. I’ve gone to Montreal on a number of occasions and all have resulted in having sex with someone new. The best part about Montreal is that they have huge strip clubs and a great massage parlor where it’s socially acceptable to ask a massage girl to have sex with you.


If you haven’t been to the Red Light District in Amsterdam, then you haven’t lived. What’s better than legally being able to smoke hash and bang a girl for short money? Exactly, there’s nothing at all that’s better than that. If you go to Europe then I’d suggest you make a stop for one or two nights here. I actually used Fling over in Europe and fucked a local girl in addition to banging one of the workers.

Las Vegas

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Now, Las Vegas, Nevada is a really great place if you want to travel somewhere in the continental United States in order to get laid. I’ve been to Las Vegas more times than I can count. Each visit resulted in getting my dick wet for free most of the time and short money if I had to pay.


I love Hawaii. I’ve been to Maui and that’s the only island I needed to visit in order to get laid. There are more hot girls that go on vacation there with their friends than I’ve ever seen. last time I was there, I met someone on one of the local beaches using a dating app. We ended up meeting later that night for Mai Tai’s and we had sex later that evening.


I had to leave one of the best for last…I’ve been to Brazil and the women in this country are absolutely amazing. If you’re all about a booty call online then you’ll find one in Brazil. These women have big beautiful butts and tits that you really can’t resist. The best part about is this you can find one very quickly online. When I went down to Brazil, I ended up having sex with three women. I met everyone online while down there. You can do the same thing, I’m sure of it.

Costa Rica

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Okay, as an added bonus I had to mention Costa Rica. I don’t personally travel here but I have a close friend that goes a few times a year. He gets laid a minimum of half a dozen times on his typical vacations down there. Costa Rica makes for a great trip with some guy friends and if you’ve never been, I would not recommend going with a girlfriend. Not unless you want to break up with her and have sex with a few random Costa Rican women. I normally don’t give away my favorite specific places but since I’m such a nice guy I’m going to give you a few places to check out if you really want to get laid in Costa Rica. I suggest you go to the Hotel Del Rey as well as the Key Largo in San Jose. There are TONS of super hot local women that hang out there and they all want to fuck. Trust me, I’ve been 50 times myself. If you plan on going to the Playa Jaco area then you need to visit the Cocal Casino! It’s right in Playa Jaco and there are quite a few women that hang out there as well. I’ve had sex with a dozen girls there. It’s a guarantee, especially when using a dating site!

Well, these are the places to visit if you want to get lucky. Book a trip. Go away. Get laid more this year.

Bad News: A Kardashian Sister Doesn’t Want To Date

I’m a really big fan of the Kardashians and I’ve got some news to report about a Kardashian sister on this New Year’s Eve. Kourtney Kardashian and I’m not happy to report the news that I’m about to share. It’s New Years Eve and I’ve just learned something really bothersome. Apparently, Kourtney Kardashian doesn’t want to date at all.

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This Kardashian Sister Hates Dating Right Now

This news comes straight off the press from my source at US Magazine. According to the article, Kourtney Kardashian recently told Kris Jenner, “I’m not a dating person.” She started dating before she met Scott Disick. Since these two split, Scott has been banging tons of girls and Kourtney hasn’t had sex with anyone.

I can’t say that I blame Scott for not wanting to bang more girls. In fact, I do my best to try and connect with as many women as possible online.

At one point, I thought that Kourtney Kardashian was actually hooking up with Justin Bieber, except that turned out to be a big lie. I hate to go into the new year knowing that one of the hottest Kardashian sisters doesn’t want to get banged but I can keep praying that she changes her mind one day and comes to her senses. Since Kourtney doesn’t want to hook up with anyone anymore, I thought it was at least somewhat appropriate for me to share some sexy pictures of Kourtney Kardashian. If you like Kourtney Kardashian, you’ll love the pics below and you’ll also enjoy her official Instagram account. As an added bonus, I should also mention that although Kourtney isn’t dating, she is working out like crazy and she’s looking better than ever. Here’s a pic of her most recent workout…

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Okay, so without further delay, here’s all the pics that I promised of Kourtney. If you have any urge to want to have sex with Kourtney then I suggest you share this post in honor of this smoking hot celebrity. Who’s going to be first to bang this hot milf next year?

Steve-O and Kat Von D Now Dating Each Other

Well, I’m not sure if you know this recent celeb gossip, but the famous Jackass star, Steve-O is supposedly now dating someone very famous for their tattoos and sexy looks. Her name is Kat Von D…Find out if it’s true!

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Kat Von D and Steve-O Hook Up Confirmed!

Well, according to EOnline, Kat Von D and Steve-O are definitely dating each other. These rumors have been flying around since November and now I’m able to confirm that this is without a doubt, factual. Turns out that Steve-O decided to clean his life up. So, he quit drinking, drives a hybrid and is now a vegan. I should probably mention that he also bangs a hot tattoo covered babe named Kat Von D.

Now, I’m not too sure whether or not these two will last but they’re trending socially and both apparently have strong feelings for one another. Steve-O has never been serious about dating someone but we know that Kat Von D takes her relationships seriously for sure. She was previously with Jesse James. They got together after Jesse James cheated on and divorced Sandra Bullock.

The question that remains here is simple, if given that chance, would you have sex with Kat Von D? I know that without a doubt, I would have sex with this tattooed woman any day of the week if possible. I bet she’s absolutely wild in the sack! Maybe Steve O will spill the beans and share some of the details with us over the next couple months. Lastly, I have to give Steve-O a high five for cleaning his life up. He was really a fucking disaster zone for so many years, it’s a bit of a miracle that he’s even alive if you ask me. As for Kat Von D, she’s a super successful business woman with her head on straight and I’m sure she’ll continue to succeed and probably bang anyone she wants, and she should!